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Quagmyre boops the boop alright! By doc icenogle October 06, 2006
I lost the original re-wrote version i posted last august, So this is the hard copy that wasn't editted. I have other stories i want to get done so sorry you'll just have ot read the uneditted version.
Fuck it is cold out today guess I better stop off at the Drunken Clam and warm up. And have a few cold ones with the guy. "ALLLL RIGHT!" Much like any other day there where was the normal crowd. And at his normal booth sat his buddies who also had plans to have them selfs a few cold ones. Before turning back out into the winter snow. "Hey Guys!" He sat down it is probably not the best thing in the world for use to be slugging down cold beers like this and going out in 20 below weather. So what are you saying that you don't like beer just because it is cold out? What are you Quagmire? Gay or something? No no far from it my friend just wanted to point out cold and cold don't mix. Maybe your right? Bar keep a bottle of whisky. Now we can have bowler makers. And every one ows there warm. Huh Huh? Pretty smart of me don't you think? "ALLLL RIGHT!" Peter your the man. So what do you know Quagmire? Not much Stever. You got your snow chains on? Sure do. Steve patted his wheel chair never go into the snow unless I have them on. "ALLLL RIGHT!" You know guy it was a day like this gosh many years ago when I was a teen I meat my Biggest crush. "Betty Boop" What? "BETTY BOOP" No way! Way guys Way! I was just a young teen back then. "ALLLL RIGHT!" Betty Boop was at the local Humpadrome doing a autographs. Don't you guys remember that. I belive it was called the Hippadrm Quagmire. Hey not when I went to it Cleveland . "ALLLL RIGHT!" Sure we do I still have mine. Being a big Betty Boop fan how could I resist. Well of course went to the Theater. While I stood in line with the others I found myself starring at Betty and imagining (What I could do with a chick with such a big head. "ALLLL RIGHT!") How wonderful it would be to have sex with her and that head? When I got up to the table where she was signing her pics with that flirty smile of hers plastered on her Big beautiful face my cock was twitching and thumping in my shorts. "Like where this is going I thought to myself."She asked what I wanted her to sign. I told her to make it something special.Link how many Inches you want me to give you? Betty looked me in the eye and I thought I saw a twinkle there of something much more than appreciation. Well that is when they though me out of the Theater. Remember that guys I was ban for a month. Well that don't sound like you had sex with her to me Quagmire. Hang on guys! I am not finished yet. So that's when I walked around back and found her car. How did you know it was her car come on guys all yo needed to do was look for the car with the extra head room. Any way I was going to jack off on her windshield. I quickly pulled out my cock and gave it only a few strokes my balls were ready to burst.
Well I was having fun when it came to me. "ALLLL RIGHT!" I like where this is going, HIC-A-DOO-LA. I flip the hood and did a little work on the motor planted a Cherry Bomb in a strategic spot you know me guys never know when you might need one. And set it with a Cigarette fuse. I know she was to leave at 1 and her obvious drive would take her past my street all I needed was to set it just right. What about your parents? I am getting to that. I took my bike hose slipped them a fin and told them to go see a movie. Any way when I got back to her car she was soon to be there. I set my fuse and headed home. Here comes her car right on cue. Blamo! "ALLLL RIGHT!" The head is now on the playing field folks and it is Quagmire 1 Betty Zipp! May I be of any help to you Miss? Zowwy my car seams to have blown its motor? And I don't know what to do. If only Grampy was here he would know what to do. Well you cant stand out here in the cold all day come on in and warm yourself up and we can see what I can do. Well in the house she took a seat on the couch and tried to call her friend. But of course I had took care of the phone lines. Here Miss Boop have a cup of this special tea I bought from this guy who runs his own book store in a back of the Drunken Clam. Well it's move of a Van then a store but he has cool stuff and cheap. It comes all the way from spain. It's really suppose to get the juices flowing. "Giggidy giggidy giggidy". "ALLLL RIGHT!" She went for the bait. Golly Thanks I could use that. I was a very trying day. And there was this little pervert. You know look like I should know you have I seen you before? Me No way you must have me confused with other pervert. She siped her tea. "KAAAA-CHING!" I had a Micky-Fin on the side lines but I don't care to use them when I don't have too. I mean I tried one on my 4th grade Teacher and you know.... It's more fun when there aware of you. I was in a situation that most men in America would give their left nut to be in - alone with sexiest hostess movie queen Betty Poop Poop a Boop! well after the send cup I tripped on the rug and spilled mine on her. And suggested that she slip to something more dry. In a few minutes Betty came back into the room. She looked elegant in a black full length silk robe but as I had made a few alterations. That brought it slightly below her ass. As she casually sauntered towards me the front of the robe briefly flapped open with each step giving me a teasing glimpse of her green silk panties. "I'm so glad that you invited me to came in out of the cold." You have me so warmed up now. All this new movie tour has kept me so busy that I haven't had time to have any fun. Some times I girl just likes to relax and take it easy. You know what I mean? Glen call me Glen. You can call me Betty then Glen. Glen you really are a handsome young man. I love your big chin and nose it reminds me of something? Yeah a lot of girls tell me that. "I know Bob Hope." she said as she sat down next to me. I was having a difficult time getting used to the fact that I was alone with Betty . So I was a bit tense. Betty sensed my tension. "Relax," she purred into my ear. You want to know a secret? Sure Sure! Bob Had One of the biggest dicks I ever seen. Really no fooling! I seen it one day when he and I where out drinking with Groucho Marks and Betty Page. He wiped it out and was pissing right on the wall of the Cocoanut Grove. "What a Guy!" Well I guess big chins and dick sort of run in the same lins. I stopped measuring in inches when I started sand box. Really? Prove it! Well she reached down and fondled the bulge in my pants. Betty then wrapped an arm around my neck and kissed me with her wide-open mouth. She shoved her tongue down my throat till I thought I would choke on it. When she broke the kiss Then She looked me in the eye and said, " I want to suck your cock and taste your cum." She pulled down my zipper and her fingers reached in through the fly and deftly pulled out my hard throbbing cock. She let out a seductive sigh as she hungrily starred at my cock. Golly! Glen you do have a nice dick. As it proudly stood out from its nest of dark hair. She pursed her lips and kissed the cock head. Betty giggled!
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She moved down to the floor and positioned herself between my legs. She reached up and undid my belt and the button on the front of my pants until they were completely open. I lifted my ass off the couch and Betty pulled my pants off. giving her full access to my crotch. She took my twitching cock in her hand while she licked my balls. After bathing them in her salvia she began to slowly lick up and down the rock hard shaft like a sexy lollipop. She paused now and then to kiss it with sucking kisses. When Betty took my entire cock into her mouth her nose bumped into my groin and nestled into the pubic hair. She held me in her mouth for a few seconds before beginning to bob that big head up and down on my cock. Betty was sucking so hard that her cheeks quivered. Looking down and seeing Betty Boop's beautiful Big face going to town on my cock along with her intense sucking was enough to make me shoot my load. She was sucking so much I thought I would have to pull the couch cushing out of my ass when she was done.
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Next thing I know my cock sent a jet of thick hot cum into her willing mouth. She hummed happily as she sucked me off. Swallowing quickly so as to keep every drop from leaving her mouth. After 8 wet spurts. Betty continued the pleasurable sucking until my cock was clean. She had a pleased look on her face as she licked the cum off her lips. Betty moved up to sit beside me. "Now do me." I like where this is going, HIC-A-DOO-LA. As I knelt between her gorgeous legs I could smell her strong cunt odor as it wafted up to tickle my nostrils adding to my already insane hunger for her.
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Betty lifted her legs and placed them over my shoulders. I tugged her panties off fully exposing her full lipped Thick matted pussy pussy to me. Without hesitation I buried my face into her succulent pussy flesh and went at her like a starving man at buffet night at the Ponderousa. And I was having all the fixings. I ate from one hole to the other and back again. "ALLLL RIGHT!"
Squealing in delight. Betty moved her hips rotating in small, tight circles against my face. As her orgasm neared she brought her luscious thighs together. embracing me in their warmth. Then screaming in pleasure she exploded in a hot, sweet tasting load of gooey juice onto my tongue and all over my face. When her last tingles subsided she pushed my head back with a satisfied sigh. She looked at me and giggled. "You should see yourself. My juices are smeared all over your face." And my pussy hair is stuck to your lip like a mustache! Your a real pro at eating pussy Glen. "ZOOMPHAY!" "GOLLY!" I need to clean you up. Betty licked her juices off my face. Then she pushed me backwards and laid on top of me and kissed me with a wide-open mouth. We passionately kissed for a While our tongues duelled. I could feel my dick was hard now. When Betty felt my hard cock pressing against her stomach she sat up and said. "I need to have your cock in me!"
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She then positioned herself over me until her hungry pussy was poised right over my pulsating cock. She grasped it and centered its head into the slot of her pussy. Then inch-by-inch she slowly lowered herself down the length of my stiff dick until the cock head was as deep as it could reach into her pussy.
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Betty has an amazingly tight and wet pussy. I stared into her freakishly mutated eyes and saw ecstasy reflected in them. Betty began to fuck me. Ever so slowly, lifting her pussy away from me almost imperceptibly, so the lips clung to my shaft, like the lips of a mouth sucking. Then, when her cunt was around the head, she lowered herself again and ground her swollen clit against me. The tightness of her pussy was Incredible. Betty stopped every once in awhile to squeeze with little contractions of her inner cunt lips on my dick. She was really good. And I know what I am talking about. You know guys in all the years I been fucking no woman has ever worked her cunt muscles like Betty. She was great I really mean that too! After several minutes of fucking me, Betty stopped. She clamped her pussy tight as a vise around my dick. And "Bloop Bloop!" She got her nut. Betty leaned back and rocked back and forth on top of me. And she moaned and shuddered through a series of mini orgasms covering my cock with her slimy juices. But she was not done yet. "OH NO!" When Betty began fucking me again she plunged her hips up and down wildly. I in turn pumped my cock up into her meeting every down thrust. We were going at it so fast and hard that her snatch was making this lewd, sloshing noises. Betty was sweating from her exertions, the sweat dripping down onto my chest. Her breathing and moaning grew to convulsive proportions. She arched her back, threw her big head back so hard I thought her neck would snap. And was was then overwhelmed by another monstrous orgasm. She was creaming so furiously that her juices were literally flowing out of her. Just as she reached her frenzied climax I reached the same peak. I held my fuck meat deep in her as I exploded within her, spewing my hot creamy cum into her spasming pussy. We seemed to stay on that high forever, although it was really only 7 or 8 minutes of sheer sexual bliss. "ALLLL RIGHT!!"
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I was extra sexy that day. Once the tremors of our orgasms subsided I expected Betty to dismount me and I would send her on my way. However, that was not the case. Betty squirmed playfully on top of me and clenched her talented quim muscles around my limp cock. She giggled softly as her pussy squeezed, twitched and pulsed around my love pole. As her pussy worked its magic on my cock my hands roamed freely over her shapely, sweat covered body fondling and groping, rubbing and caressing. It wasn't long before I was hard again my cock twitching and flexing inside of her. Betty looked at me with a triumphant look on her beautiful face and said. "I want you to fuck me where I Poop Poop a Doop!." Her plump well-rounded ass was shamelessly sticking up into the air. I got a glimpse of her pretty brown asshole, nestled deeply within her firm buttocks. I arranged myself behind her, guiding my Prick to her asshole. "ALLLL RIGHT!!" "Giggidy giggidy giggidy" She let out a moan of delightful expectation when she felt the cock head pushing at the puckered orifice of her ass. Her sphincter opened without any trouble when I pushed my hips forward easing my cock head into her. "BULL'S EYE!" I was fucking me some shit hole. "ALLLL RIGHT!" "Giggidy giggidy giggidy"
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Once the head popped through the constricted ring I worked the rest of my shaft into the confines of her asshole until I was fully embedded in that pleasantly tight hole. I started pumping, taking short, quick strokes. Betty bounced her ass back at me with every thrust. I gradually increased my pace, until I was pumping away with a fierce intensity. And this Celebrity Bitch was farting like a mule. Betty was fingering her pussy. All too soon I felt the familiar loss of control coming over me. When her sphincter clinched my cock in a death grip it was more than I could take. My cock pulsed and exploded deep inside her asshole filling her enema like with hot thick cream. Her body shuddered and she screamed in ecstasy as her orgasm jolted through her. We became a climatic mass of flesh and bone. After I pulled my deflated cock out of Betty's cum flooded asshole, I flopped down next to her. I'm not ashamed to admit that I was totally exhausted. I probably could not have got it back up for maybe a hour. What happen next Quagmire? I don't really recall? I think I fixed the phone and she made a call and she was out of there like 15 minuets later. Well I'm out of ere guys. Later at The Quagmire flat. Quagmire makes a phone call. YOOH! Betty it's Glen hows it going? Not Much in planes? I have toy fly down your way later tonight when the snow lifts. How about me and you get together for some fun? Sound like a date. "ALLLL RIGHT!" "Giggidy giggidy giggidy" The End!
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