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Quagmyre boops the boop alright!
By doc icenogle October 06, 2006
I lost the original re-wrote version i posted last august, So this is the hard copy that wasn't editted.
I have other stories i want to get done so sorry you'll just have ot read the uneditted version.
Fuck it is cold out today guess I better stop off at the Drunken Clam
and warm up.
And have a few cold ones with the guy.
Much like any other day there where was the normal crowd. And at his
normal booth sat his buddies who also had plans to have them selfs a few
Before turning back out into the winter snow.
He sat down it is probably not the best thing in the world for use to
be slugging down cold beers like this and going out in 20 below weather.
So what are you saying that you don't like beer just because it is cold
What are you Quagmire?
Gay or something?
No no far from it my friend just wanted to point out cold and cold
Maybe your right?
Bar keep a bottle of whisky.
Now we can have bowler makers.
And every one ows there warm.
Pretty smart of me don't you think?
Peter your the man.
So what do you know Quagmire?
Not much Stever.
You got your snow chains on?
Steve patted his wheel chair never go into the snow unless I have them
You know guy it was a day like this gosh many years ago when I was a
teen I meat my Biggest crush.
Way guys Way!
I was just a young teen back then.
Betty Boop was at the local Humpadrome doing a autographs. Don't you
guys remember that.
I belive it was called the Hippadrm Quagmire.
Hey not when I went to it Cleveland .
Sure we do I still have mine.
Being a big Betty Boop fan how could I resist. Well of course went to
the Theater. While I stood in line with the others I found myself
starring at Betty and imagining (What I could do with a chick with such
a big head. "ALLLL RIGHT!") How wonderful it would be to have sex with
her and that head? When I got up to the table where she was signing her
pics with that flirty smile of hers plastered on her Big beautiful face
my cock was twitching and thumping in my shorts.
"Like where this is going I thought to myself."She asked what I wanted
her to sign. I told her to make it something special.Link how many
Inches you want me to give you? Betty looked me in the eye and I thought
I saw a twinkle there of something much more than appreciation. Well
that is when they though me out of the Theater. Remember that guys I was
ban for a month.
Well that don't sound like you had sex with her to me Quagmire. Hang on
I am not finished yet.
So that's when I walked around back and found her car. How did you know
it was her car come on guys all yo needed to do was look for the car
with the extra head room. Any way I was going to jack off on her
windshield. I quickly pulled out my cock and gave it only a few strokes
my balls were ready to burst.
Well I was having fun when it came to me. "ALLLL RIGHT!"
I like where this is going,
I flip the hood and did a little work on the motor planted a Cherry Bomb
in a strategic spot you know me guys never know when you might need one.
And set it with a Cigarette fuse.
I know she was to leave at 1 and her obvious drive would take her past
my street all I needed was to set it just right. What about your
I am getting to that.
I took my bike hose slipped them a fin and told them to go see a movie.
Any way when I got back to her car she was soon to be there. I set my
fuse and headed home.
Here comes her car right on cue.
The head is now on the playing field folks and it is Quagmire 1 Betty
May I be of any help to you Miss?
Zowwy my car seams to have blown its motor? And I don't know what to do.
If only Grampy was here he would know what to do. Well you cant stand
out here in the cold all day come on in and warm yourself up and we can
see what I can do.
Well in the house she took a seat on the couch and tried to call her
But of course I had took care of the phone lines.
Here Miss Boop have a cup of this special tea I bought from this guy who
runs his own book store in a back of the Drunken Clam. Well it's move of
a Van then a store but he has cool stuff and cheap. It comes all the way
It's really suppose to get the juices flowing. "Giggidy giggidy
She went for the bait.
Golly Thanks I could use that.
I was a very trying day.
And there was this little pervert.
You know look like I should know you have I seen you before?
Me No way you must have me confused with other pervert.
She siped her tea.
I had a Micky-Fin on the side lines but I don't care to use them when I
don't have too.
I mean I tried one on my 4th grade Teacher and you know.... It's more
fun when there aware of you.
I was in a situation that most men in America would give their left nut
to be in - alone with sexiest hostess movie queen Betty Poop Poop a
well after the send cup I tripped on the rug and spilled mine on her.
And suggested that she slip to something more dry.
In a few minutes Betty came back into the room. She looked elegant in a
black full length silk robe but as I had made a few alterations. That
brought it slightly below her ass.
As she casually sauntered towards me the front of the robe briefly
flapped open with each step giving me a teasing glimpse of her green
"I'm so glad that you invited me to came in out of the cold." You have
me so warmed up now.
All this new movie tour has kept me so busy that I haven't had time to
have any fun.
Some times I girl just likes to relax and take it easy. You know what I
Glen call me Glen.
You can call me Betty then Glen.
Glen you really are a handsome young man. I love your big chin and nose
it reminds me of something? Yeah a lot of girls tell me that.
"I know Bob Hope."
she said as she sat down next to me. I was having a difficult time
getting used to the fact that I was alone with Betty . So I was a bit
tense. Betty sensed my tension. "Relax," she purred into my ear. You
want to know a secret?
Bob Had One of the biggest dicks I ever seen. Really no fooling!
I seen it one day when he and I where out drinking with Groucho Marks
and Betty Page.
He wiped it out and was pissing right on the wall of the Cocoanut Grove.
"What a Guy!"
Well I guess big chins and dick sort of run in the same lins. I stopped
measuring in inches when I started sand box.
Really? Prove it!
Well she reached down and fondled the bulge in my pants. Betty then
wrapped an arm around my neck and kissed me with her wide-open mouth.
She shoved her tongue down my throat till I thought I would choke on it.
When she broke the kiss Then She looked me in the eye and said, " I want
to suck your cock and taste your cum."
She pulled down my zipper and her fingers reached in through the fly and
deftly pulled out my hard throbbing cock. She let out a seductive sigh
as she hungrily starred at my cock.
Golly! Glen you do have a nice dick.
As it proudly stood out from its nest of dark hair. She pursed her lips
and kissed the cock head. Betty giggled!
She moved down to the floor and positioned herself between my legs. She
reached up and undid my belt and the button on the front of my pants
until they were completely open. I lifted my ass off the couch and Betty
pulled my pants off. giving her full access to my crotch. She took my
twitching cock in her hand while she licked my balls. After bathing them
in her salvia she began to slowly lick up and down the rock hard shaft
like a sexy lollipop. She paused now and then to kiss it with sucking
When Betty took my entire cock into her mouth her nose bumped into my
groin and nestled into the pubic hair. She held me in her mouth for a
few seconds before beginning to bob that big head up and down on my
cock. Betty was sucking so hard that her cheeks quivered. Looking down
and seeing Betty Boop's beautiful Big face going to town on my cock
along with her intense sucking was enough to make me shoot my load. She
was sucking so much I thought I would have to pull the couch cushing out
of my ass when she was done.
Next thing I know my cock sent a jet of thick hot cum into her willing
She hummed happily as she sucked me off. Swallowing quickly so as to
keep every drop from leaving her mouth. After 8 wet spurts. Betty
continued the pleasurable sucking until my cock was clean. She had a
pleased look on her face as she licked the cum off her lips. Betty moved
up to sit beside me.
"Now do me."
I like where this is going,
As I knelt between her gorgeous legs I could smell her strong cunt odor
as it wafted up to tickle my nostrils adding to my already insane hunger
Betty lifted her legs and placed them over my shoulders. I
tugged her panties off fully exposing her full lipped Thick matted pussy
pussy to me. Without hesitation I buried my face into her succulent
pussy flesh and went at her like a starving man at buffet night at the
And I was having all the fixings.
I ate from one hole to the other and back again. "ALLLL RIGHT!"
Squealing in delight. Betty moved her hips
rotating in small, tight circles against my face. As her orgasm neared
she brought her luscious thighs together. embracing me in their warmth.
Then screaming in pleasure she exploded in a hot, sweet tasting load of
gooey juice onto my tongue and all over my face. When her last tingles
subsided she pushed my head back with a satisfied sigh. She looked at me
and giggled. "You should see yourself. My juices are smeared all over
your face." And my pussy hair is stuck to your lip like a mustache! Your
a real pro at eating pussy Glen.
I need to clean you up.
Betty licked her juices off my face. Then she pushed me backwards and
laid on top of me and kissed me with a wide-open mouth. We passionately
kissed for a While our tongues duelled. I could feel my dick was hard
now. When Betty felt my hard cock pressing against her stomach she sat
up and said. "I need to have your cock in me!"
She then positioned herself over me until her hungry pussy was poised
right over my pulsating cock. She grasped it and centered its head into
the slot of her pussy. Then inch-by-inch she slowly lowered herself down
the length of my stiff dick until the cock head was as deep as it could
reach into her pussy.
Betty has an amazingly tight and wet pussy. I stared into her freakishly
mutated eyes and saw ecstasy reflected in them. Betty began to fuck me.
Ever so slowly, lifting her pussy away from me almost imperceptibly, so
the lips clung to my shaft, like the lips of a mouth sucking. Then, when
her cunt was around the head, she lowered herself again and ground her
swollen clit against me. The tightness of her pussy was Incredible.
Betty stopped every once in awhile to squeeze with little contractions
of her inner cunt lips on my dick.
She was really good.
And I know what I am talking about.
You know guys in all the years I been fucking no woman has ever worked
her cunt muscles like Betty.
She was great I really mean that too!
After several minutes of fucking me, Betty stopped. She clamped her
pussy tight as a vise around my dick.
And "Bloop Bloop!"
She got her nut.
Betty leaned back and rocked back and forth on top of me. And she moaned
and shuddered through a series of mini orgasms covering my cock with her
But she was not done yet.
When Betty began fucking me again she plunged her hips up and down
wildly. I in turn pumped my cock up into her meeting every down thrust.
We were going at it so fast and hard that her snatch was making this
lewd, sloshing noises. Betty was sweating from her exertions, the sweat
dripping down onto my chest. Her breathing and moaning grew to
convulsive proportions. She arched her back, threw her big head back so
hard I thought her neck would snap. And was was then overwhelmed by
another monstrous orgasm. She was creaming so furiously that her juices
were literally flowing out of her. Just as she reached her frenzied
climax I reached the same peak. I held my fuck meat deep in her as I
exploded within her, spewing my hot creamy cum into her spasming pussy.
We seemed to stay on that high forever, although it was really only 7 or
8 minutes of sheer sexual bliss.
I was extra sexy that day.
Once the tremors of our orgasms subsided I expected Betty to dismount me
and I would send her on my way. However, that was not the case. Betty
squirmed playfully on top of me and clenched her talented quim muscles
around my limp cock. She giggled softly as her pussy squeezed, twitched
and pulsed around my love pole. As her pussy worked its magic on my cock
my hands roamed freely over her shapely, sweat covered body fondling and
groping, rubbing and caressing. It wasn't long before I was hard again
my cock twitching and flexing inside of her. Betty looked at me with a
triumphant look on her beautiful face and said. "I want you to fuck me
where I Poop Poop a Doop!." Her plump well-rounded ass was shamelessly
sticking up into the air. I got a glimpse of her pretty brown asshole,
nestled deeply within her firm buttocks. I arranged myself behind her,
Prick to her asshole.
"Giggidy giggidy giggidy"
She let out a moan of delightful expectation when she felt the
cock head pushing at the puckered orifice of her ass. Her sphincter
opened without any trouble when I pushed my hips forward easing my cock
head into her.
I was fucking me some shit hole.
"Giggidy giggidy giggidy"
Once the head popped through the constricted ring I worked the rest of
my shaft into the confines of her asshole until I was fully embedded in
that pleasantly tight hole. I started pumping, taking short, quick
strokes. Betty bounced her ass back at me with every thrust. I gradually
increased my pace, until I was pumping away with a fierce intensity. And
this Celebrity Bitch was farting like a mule. Betty was fingering her
pussy. All too soon I felt the familiar loss of control coming over me.
When her sphincter clinched my cock in a death grip it was more than I
could take. My cock pulsed and exploded deep inside her asshole filling
her enema like with hot thick cream. Her body shuddered and she screamed
in ecstasy as her orgasm jolted through her. We became a climatic mass
of flesh and bone. After I pulled my deflated cock out of Betty's cum
flooded asshole, I flopped down next to her. I'm not ashamed to admit
that I was totally exhausted. I probably could not have got it back up
for maybe a hour.
What happen next Quagmire?
I don't really recall?
I think I fixed the phone and she made a call and she was out of there
like 15 minuets later.
Well I'm out of ere guys.
Later at The Quagmire flat.
Quagmire makes a phone call.
Betty it's Glen hows it going?
Not Much in planes?
I have toy fly down your way later tonight when the snow lifts. How
about me and you get together for some fun? Sound like a date.
"Giggidy giggidy giggidy"